IT·Science Talk

tier list: household devices ranked by how often they demand an update

S tier (constant): the smart TV. Every time I want to watch one episode it needs 4 minutes to 'improve my experience'.

A tier: the router, the phone, the printer that only updates when I need to print a boarding pass.

B tier: my car, which updated once and moved the seat heater button into a submenu.

F tier (never updates, never fails): the microwave. The microwave is the only honest machine in my apartment. Add yours.