Sports Talk

United fans: rank your stages of grief after Hull

Trying to keep this kind, as a neutral who has a few United-supporting customers.

Denial: "it's only the first game"
Anger: "why are we buying players who look anonymous"
Bargaining: "Baleba will fix it"
Depression: reading the Guardian's 'purgatory' piece
Acceptance: checking how many times they've lost on opening day lately (four in seven seasons, sorry)

Which stage is everyone at?