Game Talk

"Diablo has won." Same, Diablo. Same.

The Diablo 5 teaser line is "The heroes are gone, Sanctuary has fallen, and Diablo has won." Which is also a perfect description of my bank account after every Blizzard launch.

Spring 2029. I'm going to spend the next three years pretending I'm not excited. Also there's a Diablo animated series on Netflix, because apparently every game is a Netflix thing now. Who wants to bet it comes out before the game?