Life Talk

coffee orders I've heard this month, ranked by how much they hurt me

Light one for a Monday. All real, all from the last few weeks.

5. 'A flat white but flatter.' I don't know what you want, mate.

4. 'Decaf espresso, extra shot, I need to wake up.'

3. 'Can I get the pumpkin spice but without the pumpkin or the spice.' So... a latte. You want a latte.

2. 'Oat milk, but not the oat one.'

1. A man who asked for a cappuccino, watched me make it, then asked why it had foam on it.

Hospitality people, share yours. We need each other.