Society Talk

Things I've actually heard at the pharmacy counter, part 1

After 15+ years behind the counter, a small collection (anonymised, everyone is fine, nobody was harmed):

'Can I take this antibiotic with wine if it's only a little wine?'
'The box says twice a day, so I took both at once to save time.'
'My dog has the same thing as me, can I give him half?'
'Is the generic one the same? It's a different colour, so I don't trust it.'

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