Life Talk

ranking the new UK banknote animals by how much I'd want them in my wallet

1. barn owl. majestic, wise, judging me. 2. hedgehog. tiny, round, perfect. 3. bumblebee. hard working, unlike my savings account. 4. puffin. cute but looks permanently confused.

also rip to the losers: basking shark, common frog and red fox. you were all robbed