Life Talk

Objects my toddler put in the washing machine, ranked by damage

1. TV remote. Survived. Cleanest it has ever been.

2. One shoe. Only one. We never found the other one, and it was not in the machine.

3. A banana. Not ranked further because I do not want to talk about it.

Total cost so far: 1 remote cover, 0 machines. I'm counting it as a win.