IT·Science Talk

Rank these error messages from least to most panic-inducing

IT support here, I see all of them. My ranking:

1. 'An update is available.' Calm. Could be ignored for months.

2. 'Something went wrong.' Annoying, vague, survivable.

3. 'Your storage is almost full.' Low-key dread.

4. 'Unexpected sign-in from a new device.' Heart rate goes up.

5. The blinking cursor on a black screen with no message at all. Pure terror.

Did I get the order right? What would you add? And which one makes YOU call IT?