Culture Talk

Art Basel Paris closed early so I am launching Art Basel My Apartment

Since the big fair shut on Friday night, I am opening my own alternative. Location: my flat in Lille. Dates: whenever.

Highlights: a 2019 IKEA print, slightly crooked. A drawing my nephew made of a dog, or possibly a potato. Starting price $7.8 million, because if White Cube can, I can.

Security: my cat. Very aggressive. Ticket €47, same as last year's Art Basel, but I include crisps.

No protests planned. Only my neighbour, who protests every time I play music.