Sports Talk

How do you watch sport with a partner who hates sport?

Asking for myself, obviously. My partner thinks football is 'twenty-two men having a long argument' and tennis is 'loud breathing'. Both fair, honestly.

I'm not trying to convert him. I just want to watch a match on Sunday without a running commentary of sighs from the sofa.

What's worked for you? Separate rooms? A deal where I watch one of his reality shows for every match? A sport you both secretly ended up enjoying?